1941
I’m
on a train to a strange city. As does everyone else on board this vehicle I do
not look to my left or my right. I stare straight ahead and pay as little
attention to what is going on anywhere else as is humanly possible. The
carriage is packed with people – standing, squatting, sitting.
No one speaks.
The
man facing me buys a cup of tea from the carriage assistant and drops it before
he can drink any of it. He curses. The tea has splashed me.
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So sorry, he
says to me. – I’ll pay to have them cleaned.
I’m
alarmed by his familiarity.
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No trouble at
all, I say. – I can clean them myself.
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No, I insist. He
rummages in his pockets. – Take this.
He
hands me a roll of notes bound with an elastic band. No one else watches us. I
am amazed at the amount of money he is handing me. There must be nearly a
thousand dollars there.
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This is out of
the question…
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No, really. I
just won a big lottery. I don’t need it.
I
think to myself.
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Well…if you’re
giving it away then I’ll take it…and
anything else you’re giving away.
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Here – take
this as well, then.
He
hands me up a brown hard case. It’s filled with notes. Absolutely
filled.
I
get off the train and rush to a nearby bank where the teller informs me that
the notes are all duds. I am treated with great suspicion. He lets me go
eventually but keeps the notes for the police.
Three
weeks later I am in the same town. The bank is closed and the teller is seen driving
a large and powerful sports car.