1946
I
spotted the guy looking at me when I stepped off the train after it pulled into
the station at
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Hello there, I
said. – Can I help you?
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Oh that’s a
good one, he said to me. – I think you’ve helped me enough!
I
was getting quite lost here. I would have thought him some passing nutter but for the fact that I suddenly had a clear
recollection of his face from some time ago and that curiosity got the better
of me. Was he someone I knew from school?
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Do I know you
from somewhere?
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Maybe not, but
I know you.
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Really? So who
am I?
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Second row
back… , he paused to think – and third on the left from me.
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I’m sorry, I
said – but I think you are mistaken.
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Not at all.
You put me away for four years.
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I’m sorry?
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I
certainly remembered. He had grown a bit broader in the intervening years and
he looked less like a bank manager and more like a cattle rancher. I was
rightly apprehensive.
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So…how have
you been?
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Oh fine. I did
my time in three different prisons and came out, got myself a job training
guide dogs and have remarried. I’m living in Stoke.
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Living in
Stoke... I said the words as though they had some great meaning. As though
Stoke was some form of an afterlife. – So are you doing okay for yourself?
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I’m doing
great. You did me the best favour anyone has ever done me, you know.
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Really?
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Oh yes. I’d
have stuck at that nonsense for years had you not prised
me off it when you did.
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I see.
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Can I ask you
something?
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By all means.
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Did you think
I did it? I mean, did you really
think I did it?
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You know, I
find it hard to remember, but I seem to…
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No, you can
remember alright. Just be honest with me. The verdict was not unanimous; my
lawyer told me that much. So did you think
that I was guilty?
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I really don’t
know. Were you?
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Guilt and
liability are not the same thing, are they?
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No, I suppose
not.
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So do you think that I did it? That I filched
the money from the retirement home and stuck it all away in some private
accounts and all that stuff?
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Well…now you
mention it, I think you are right. I think I did say that you were guilty.
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Interesting.
What made you say that?
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I wonder if
it’s ethical for me to speak with you like…
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Oh it’s all
done and dusted now, is it not? So tell me that much at least.
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Okay…I thought
you were guilty because you dressed like a spiv in
the court, shifted in your seat a lot, couldn’t look at many of the prosecution
witnesses and had a stammerer for a counsel.
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And when did
you start considering that I was guilty?
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On day one, if
I remember correctly. The trial went on for three days, didn’t it?
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Four. So on
day one, you assessed my guilt without hearing anything of the evidence?
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Well, I
suppose it must sound like that but…
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And that
coloured the rest of the evidence for you?
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Well, I was
there and heard it all but I…
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Yes, but what
you heard was based upon you hearing the arguments of a man you already thought
was guilty.
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Well…perhaps…
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And so it
sounded like a series of excuses and not the case for the defence, right?
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That’s very
unfair of you to characterise it all like that…
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I know, but
the point is that you made up your mind from the outset and failed in your
duties as a member of the…
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Now hang on, I
said – I hardly ‘failed’ at…
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…and failed in your duties as a member of the
jury to judge the case solely on the evidence you heard.
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Not at all.
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Well you just
said as much!
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Yes,
but…well…court is all about
presentation isn’t it?
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Yes, but
presentation of evidence, and not anything else.
We
paused. I had to say what else was on my mind.
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Are you going
to hit me?
He
seemed appalled by the suggestion.
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Hit you? I
hardly think so. I just wanted a few answers to a few questions, that’s all.
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Well…alright,
but you realise that I can only speak for myself.
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Oh I know
that, but you’ve said the same thing as four others in the jury at that trial
so there must be some ground in it.
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Four others?
You mean you have bumped into four others from the jury?
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Seven,
actually. Three of them disagree with you. They were ‘won over’, or something.
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Good Lord.
Have you been stalking us or something?
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Well…do you
really think that this meeting is some sort of accident?
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Good grief!
This has to be illegal!
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I doubt it.
Maybe immoral, but not illegal. At least not in any conventional sense. Not
that it makes a lot of difference to me.
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Immoral? I’d
say so! You cannot go hunting down members of the jury who convicted you, can
you?
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Well, it turns
out that most of those I spoke to
didn’t ‘convict’ me in any proper sense of the word. Do you think I might have
some reason to be aggrieved by all of that?
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Maybe you
do…but that cannot excuse your actions.
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Why not? We’re
just talking. Two guys. Just talking. If I’d have come at you with a hatchet it
might have been different, but we are in a crowded railway station. I’m not
threatening you, am I?
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No, not
really.
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I saw the
others in bars and restaurants and public places. I’d have done the same with
you but for the fact that your habits and a bit more frugal than theirs.
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How long have
you been following me, exactly?
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Oh, about
three months. On and off.
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On and off? How did you find out where I live? Or who I am?
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Look…I lied
about the business about guide dogs, alright?
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So what do you
do?
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Nearly
nothing. I am independently wealthy.
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Really? So why
did you pull the fraud?
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Do you think
that was the only one?
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You mean…that
you did others?
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Sure did. And
no one has found out about them. I have the money stashed away and am living
off it very happily, thanks very much. The one with the retirement home was a
small one where I fell down badly. The others were much bigger. And better. And no one will suspect me of them because
I seem to be a small-time loser who turns over retirement home accounts.
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And didn’t the
police catch you for those others?
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No, of course
not. So now I am a convicted fraudster who has served his time and is now
struggling to make ends meet, apparently, after getting out of jail and doing
all that ‘rebuilding his life’ rubbish you hear about. You made a mistake – and
now I am redeeming you.
I was flabbergasted.
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So why are you
following the jury members about the place?
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To laugh at
them. And mock the system that has managed to hide my real guilt from scrutiny.
Like I said, you did me the best favour anyone has ever done me. I must be
going now. Nice to have met you. Cheerio!
We
shook hands. Mr. Neville turned and was swallowed up into the crowds of people
getting off the