1981
HY DO I HATE SALVADOR DALI? Let me count the ways. Dali never did anything for any
purpose other than to talk about himself and his myriad social and sexual
defects at length. His personal obsessions did not enlighten us but only served
to entertain in the same way that gathering round a road traffic accident to
see people (now) worse off than ourselves makes us feel good about our own
lives. Whilst doubtlessly a talented and skilled draughtsman and possessing a
great ability to realise his imagination into the solid objects he created by
painting and sculpture, his mania for himself and his foibles is something that
most reasonable people would find repulsive. It is not wrong to say that the
repulsive ipso facto cannot be considered art, but when one makes the bridge
beyond simply projecting creativity of oneself into the entire arena of
synthesising the deliberately hideous for shock purposes then the artist's
entire raison d'etre has to be called into question. Take for example his
autobiography. In it he admits to many revolting practices, from (unfulfilled)
homosexuality (which at the time of writing was considered to be a grievous
sin), to deliberately killing other living creatures (not so unusual in a place
like Spain) to launching an assault on his sister's head by
kicking it as though it were a ball. It is not enough to simply doubt that any
of these incidents ever happened - I doubt that many of them did - but the fact
remains that Dali wanted these things to be true and hence included them in his
personal mythology, something that was largely created by himself and kept
alive by the legions of the stupid and vulnerable and gullible who not only
believed his motivation for everything but who also refused to believe his base
impulsion for making money from his ability to shock. He wanted us to be
repelled, and repelled we were. His wish for admiration speak to me as the
squalling of an errant child demanding attention and failing to get it until he
does something so dreadful that attention is all he gets from that second
onwards. Is his talent in his introspective wish-fulfillment, or does he dream
up insane nonsense and make it look profound because he can draw? I see no
reason on earth for elephants on stilts, lobsters, black telephones, melting
watches, loaves of bread, drawers, burning giraffes, ants, wild-faced horses or
endless christs on the cross forming any real part of the collective
unconscious of our species. At a push it may be the case hat some of these
things for some of the unconscious of a particular individual, but its
solipsistic best that is only an inner view of one person, and the
self-flagellation of one's ego by one's imagination is only a personal sort of
masochism with a purposeful audience of one. So where do the rest of us fit
into the world of Avida Dollars? The argument could be that others simply like
the pictures and that they can appreciate the composition of likes of Dream
Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate One Second Before Waking
without necessarily understanding the fish, the tigers or the rifle. Maybe they
like the background. Maybe they like the flank of the reclining nude. Maybe
they like the whole composition. Or maybe it's because it's a way of buying
into the entire industry that has sprung up around his works. Not content with
simply being able to look through an art gallery or even a bound book of his
work, it is now possible to buy shirts, coasters, mugs, pens, playing cards,
rugs, videos, placards, puzzles, carvings, magazines, calendars, prints, mouse
mats, block writing pads, mirrors, fridge magnets, paper clips, inspired audio
recordings, stickers, telephones, computer programs, wall mountings, table
lamps, soap, pendants, crayons, cigarette cases, crockery, picture frames,
glasses, clocks, boxes, lighters, cut-out displays and music stands that give
you the opportunity not to just witness the inside of a fecund imagination, and
not to just have the opportunity of visiting it whenever you wish but to
actually live part of that life and to experience something that was never
meant to be experienced beyond a gallery or display hall. To bring the
imaginary and impossible to life means having to manufacture and that means
selling something that that means having to find some place to put it in your
house so that the next time the neighbours come round they can get the chance
to see your melting clocks draped carefully over the coat stand, the lobster
telephone on the small table by the front door and the purposefully arranged
drapes, clock, images of Paris on the wall in front of the lips sofa to show
that Mae West can be arranged to live within the space of your wooden framed
brick-clad house near Luton. And all of this is in one name and for one
purpose; to buy into an idea that exists that lets millions of people proclaim
themselves to be individuals, in the same way that dressing up like all your
mates does the same thing. All it does is lend to legions of the depressed,
repressed and mortally bored the fleeting illusion that they are different
people at the weekends than the sad and trampled people they are during the
week and that behind the closed doors of their home their imaginations run
riot. The more prosaic truth is, of course, that it's nothing of the sort and
that all that is happening is that their lives are being directed on loan by
the wit of someone who has been dead for decades and whose life was a mess from
start to finish. Unfortunately for those in the housing estates, buying into a
piece of Dali means buying into a whole lot more of him, so for all the
transformed and revealed images, still lifes with bread, broken landscapes,
fried eggs on a plate and glimpses of pop art, humour and endless enigmas there
are also the spectres of mother complexes, corporophagia, diseased corpses,
blasphemy, masturbation, rape, self-loathing, violence, torture, monomania,
death, visceral fear, belligerence and virgins being auto-sodomised by their
own chastity. Do they like to be reminded of this? Not one bit. But they can
pick and choose the scope of this madman's lunatic vision to buy into and which
they want to avoid. You can pick up playing cards featuring 'The Enigma of
Desire' without a problem, but you'll never find table mats showing an image
from 'The Lugubrious Game'. By wheeling into the light of his baleful art they
reveal themselves to be the shallow, disinterested and uninteresting people
they are attempting to show that they are not. Dali is a bore because all he
can speak of is himself and his own neuroses, but by extension his own symptoms
allow others to do just the same about themselves without realising that they
are even doing so.